therapist: how was your week?
me: mm.. i can’t remember
hey i just wanted to take a moment to come out (again) and say that after lots of thinking, i’m coming out as asexual. i know it is different for everybody but to me, it’s been a process of finding what i do and do not like and i still love who i am.
lovecraft and his cat n-…
nnnnn-…
ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…
this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat
what was his name
oh no
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
OH NO!
What was the cats name?
Oh
Oh dear.
It can’t be that bad.
Okay it was that bad
This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there
Absolutely shook
Interviewer reading my resume: oh you speak german?
Me: yes. Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère. Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair